What's Inside the Cult Pens Advent Calendar 2023? Spoilers!

Yes, we're doing it again. Our very own advent calendar, full of top quality and useful stationery items! As with previous years, the contents will be great value, worth way more than the price of the advent calendar, and most people will probably want to just trust us on that, and keep each day as a fun little surprise.

But maybe that isn't you. Maybe you want to know all the details. If so, keep reading, but be warned! Spoilers ahead! Your advent calendar may be considerably less fun to open if you already know what's in it.

If you'd rather the contents be a surprise, as intended, stop reading now, and go and order your advent calendar!

Still with us? You're sure you want to know? OK, well, here goes...

• Platinum Stainless Steel Ballpoint Pen - all metal, totally reliable, what's not to like?
• Lihit Lab Bloomin Stand Pen Case - bloomin' good for storing your pens 'n' pencils and acting as a pen pot too!
• Pentel Retractable Colour Gel Pen - sparkly barrel (non-sparkly ink)
• Copic Ciao Marker - brilliant graphic marker in a brilliant colour!
• mt Washi Masking Tape White Christmas - 'we're dreaming of a white Christmas, a low-tack tape that's versatile. It will decorate and stick, prettify right quick, and make your Crimbo awesome by a mile...' Sorry Bing (and Mr Bublé).
• Tombow Irojiten Colour Pencil - top quality wax-based Japanese pencil in a beautiful colour.
• Midori Aluminium Ruler - no bending, no warping, just straight-up straight lines.
• Pentel GraphGear 300 Pencil - superior mechanical pencil with a metal fixed sleeve and 0.5mm lead.
• Zebra Z-Grip Ballpoint Pen Celebration Union Jack - one of Zebra's most popular pens, with a bit of British flair!
• Gelly Roll Metallic Pen - no feathering or bleed-through, no smudging or fading... oh, and the ink's metallic! And you get red and gold!
• Midori D-Clips Mini Box - they're mini, they're metal, they're animal-shaped and they clip things!
• Pelikan Jazz Elegance Fountain Pen - metal-barrelled, glossy-lacquered loveliness from Pelikan!
• Uni-Ball Eye Ocean Care Rollerball Pen Blue 0.5mm - Eye, eye! A favourite for a decade, this one's 75% recycled plastic.
• Iwako Eraser - make mistakes go away with a cute eraser. Who says they have to be rectangular when they can be penguin-shaped? Or koala-cuddly? Or turtley awesome?

• Pilot G2 07 Gel Ink Rollerball Pen BLG207 - a best-seller for a reason - it's great!
• Life Noble Notepad B7 - it's life, Jim, but not as we know it. Because it's a notebook.
• Pilot BegreeN B2P Ecoball Ballpoint Pen Medium - go green with a BegreeN! It's 86% plastic bottle, 2.5% of which comes from what's been chucked in (and retrieved from) our oceans and waterways.
• Tombow MONO 100 Pencil - perhaps the ultimate in a graphite pencil, supplied unsharpened for maximum minimalist style.
• Tombow ABT Dual Brush Pen - highly versatile, dual-tipped pen that'll handle calligraphy, painting, sketching and writing. Have two!
• Midori Mini Cleaner Limited Edition II - clean your desk with a car! Not a real one; that would be really awkward. Just zoom it over the surface (you'll need to provide your own sound effects) and watch pencil shavings, eraser dust and biscuit crumbs disappear as if by magic!
• Uni POSCA Marker Pen PC-3M - a fine pen for fine art projects
• OHTO Sharp Pencil APS-280E - it looks like a pencil, and it is a pencil! But it's a mechanical pencil!
• Platinum Ink Cartridges 2 Pack - hold onto them, because you'll need them for...
• Platinum Curidas - a retractable fountain pen. Need we say more?